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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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