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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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