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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Shane Ronay
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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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