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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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