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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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