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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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