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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Akiva Lane
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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Shane Ronay
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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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