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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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What did Mark call this grate to emphasize that it is very strong?

Alexander the Grate.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What should you do if a piece of folded clothing runs away?

Catch it and bring it back into the fold.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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