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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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