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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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