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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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