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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that it needed to be charged.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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