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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Akiva Lane
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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Shane Ronay
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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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