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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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