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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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