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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Dovid Lane
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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Shane Ronay
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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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