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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Shane Ronay
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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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