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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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