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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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