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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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