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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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