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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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