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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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