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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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