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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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