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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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