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Shane Ronay
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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Shane Ronay
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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Akiva Lane
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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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