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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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