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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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