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Akiva Lane
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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Akiva Lane
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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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