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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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