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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Akiva Lane
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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Akiva Lane
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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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