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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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