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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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