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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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