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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Akiva Lane
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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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