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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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