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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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