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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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