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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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