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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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