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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What did Bob have to decide when someone insulted him before he boarded the plane at the airport?

Fight or flight.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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