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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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