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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Shane Ronay
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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Shane Ronay
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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Dovid Lane
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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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Akiva Lane
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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Akiva Lane
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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Akiva Lane
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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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