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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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