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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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