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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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