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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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