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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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