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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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Akiva Lane
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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Shane Ronay
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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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