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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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An elevator pitch.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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