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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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What is similar between a Japanese couch an ottoman foot rest?

One is a futon, and the other you put your foot on.

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