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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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