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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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