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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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