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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Akiva Lane
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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A square not.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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