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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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