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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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