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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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