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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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