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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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