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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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