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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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