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What do you call a son who agrees to set the table, and one that refuses?

The first is a setting son, and the second is an upsetting son.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is a large pair of glasses called with lots of people looking at it?

A public spectacle.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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