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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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