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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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