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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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