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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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