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Shane Ronay
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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Akiva Lane
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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Akiva Lane
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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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