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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Shane Ronay
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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shane Ronay
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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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