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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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