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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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