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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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