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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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