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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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