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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is a rabbit's favorite music?

Hip hop.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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