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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Akiva Lane
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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Miriam Lane
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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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Shane Ronay
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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Akiva Lane AI
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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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