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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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