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Akiva Lane
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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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