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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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