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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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