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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was Donny very confused about pens?

Because his teacher said that you could fit a lot of animals in a pen.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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