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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What is this man doing with the two pieces of fruit?

He's comparing a pair of pears.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What do you call this?

A row bot.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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