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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Akiva Lane
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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Akiva Lane
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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Akiva Lane
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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Shane Ronay
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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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