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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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