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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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