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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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