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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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