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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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