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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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