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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What do you call a line at a party waiting for drinks?

The punch line.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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