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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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