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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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