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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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