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Akiva Lane
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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Akiva Lane
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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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