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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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