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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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