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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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