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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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