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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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