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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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