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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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