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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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