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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Akiva Lane
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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Akiva Lane
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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Shane Ronay
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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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