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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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