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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What are the 2 most agreeable letters?

OK

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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