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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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