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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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