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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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