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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How did Jim feel about his job on the farm raising rabbits?

It was a hare raising experience, but it made him very hoppy.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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