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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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