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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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