Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

1431
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

220
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

15
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

1725
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

1284
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

2915
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

591
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

2690
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

1395
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

2477
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

3023
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

2443