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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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