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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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