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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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