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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What kind of key lives in the jungle?

A monkey.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call a bruise that is in the side of a beet?

A beet nick.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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