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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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