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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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