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What do these both have in common?

They're both pits.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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