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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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