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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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