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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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