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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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