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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Matt Weiss
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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Shane Ronay
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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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