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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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