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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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