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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Akiva Lane
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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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