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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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