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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Shane Ronay
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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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