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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What types of phones do prisoners use in prison?

Cell phones.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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