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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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