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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What does this represent?

Too much of a good thing.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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