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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Akiva Lane
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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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