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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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