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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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