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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Shane Ronay
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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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Matt Weiss
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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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