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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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