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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Who represents the National Bicycle Tire Association?

Their spokesman

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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