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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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