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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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Akiva Lane
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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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