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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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