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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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