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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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