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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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