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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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