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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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