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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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