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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What's the secret to a healthy heart?

Take medical advice with a grain of salt.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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