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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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