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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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