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Akiva Lane
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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Shane Ronay
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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Akiva Lane
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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Akiva Lane
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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Akiva Lane
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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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