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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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