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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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