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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Akiva Lane
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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane
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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Shane Ronay
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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Akiva Lane
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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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