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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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Shane Ronay
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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Akiva Lane
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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Akiva Lane
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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Shane Ronay
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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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