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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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