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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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