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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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