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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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