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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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